Video subtitles: Best Clubs in Berlin - How to get in
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hello small-town village people so you
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decided to come to Berlin to do some
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proper clubbing in a big city or you
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already live here and are just tired of
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waiting in line for nothing
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well maybe I can help you understand the
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club culture over here a little bit
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better you probably have heard about
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this huge lines where you have to wait
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two hours just to see the bouncer and
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then he's sending you away if you're not
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prepared you're not gonna do any
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partying here at least not in a good
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clubs first of all Berlin is all about
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techno and if you don't like techno it's
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not a place for you to party
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most clubs here they want a certain
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crowd inside and they select accordingly
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especially they wanna keep away the meat
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mountains and the ultra bitches
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generally in Berlin the golden rule is
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underdressed is better than overdressed
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so no nice shirts and no high heels for
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girls the more fucked up the better
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most people always ask what should I
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were to get in this clamp or in that
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club so here are my recommendations for
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the top five clubs in Berlin
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first time I went there I couldn't sleep
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for two days straight and that was of
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course only because of the nice
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conversations I had there believe it or
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not broken is still a gay club and
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you're gonna see things you wish you
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would not have seen and they're gonna
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stick to your mind forever
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this is my chosen outfit for broken and
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it's still a very conservative one
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number two car table the electronic
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hippie revolution cut a blow is all
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about colors the more colorful the more
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hippie the more cost you mean that's the
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way to go there to give you an example
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next up the myth of Sisyphus come Friday
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evening leave Monday morning for me this
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was feels like a mix between kappa blah
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and broken so you can really mix it up
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here you can actually come in whatever
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you want as long it's not too boring and
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normal if you have normal street
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clothing you anyway will have a hard
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time you can either come in a garbage
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bag in a Dracula costume or as a
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princess
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it really doesn't matter but this is my
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choice Kit Kat oh yeah leave your
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clothes at home and bring your teddy
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issues
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bring your latex print your letter bring
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your chains they're all welcome here
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open up don't be too shy and if you can
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handle it
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go home usually it doesn't really matter
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all too much what you were in the
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bouncer is just looking at you deep in
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the eyes and if he sees in your eyes
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that you think you belong in there he
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will let you in but if he sees in your
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eyes that you don't know what you're
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doing and you don't know where you're
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going he will send you home but wait a
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minute you said there's gonna be five
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clubs that was only four yes that's
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because if you don't feel comfortable
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wearing any of my suggested dress ups
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there's only one Club you should go to
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the matrix
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